Total Medals Earned: 123 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,065 Points
Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)
Medals Earned: 54/100 (270/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/120 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (60/60 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/60 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
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9
8
7
6
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Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
Start a new game.
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
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Get everything!
Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You just Leveled up!!
You started the game and walked! (And watched the ad)
You Nearly completed the game!
You got another O
You got the F
You got the glorious G
You got the H
You got the I
You got the little N
You got the M
You got the N
You got the O
You got the R
The vanishing space
You got the T
So much for that appetitive for destruction...
<3
They were meant to be.
Here my heart can rest.
Start Your Homebrew Journey
RTFM
VMU IRL
